Now that I've played thoroughly through World of Warcraft and its newest expansion, I'm bored of it once again. I've set my subscription to stop renewing and I'll probably let it go inactive for a few months like usual. Too bad my gold can't gather interest.

In its place, I've begun to play Garry's Mod again. I know a lot of my friends see the game and pass it off as novel, but not attention-getting, but I say that depends on your personality.

I've been a cheater all my life. I owned a Game Genie for my SNES, and bought Game Sharks for my Sega, Playstation and Playstation 2. I love to cheat. Infinite ammo, invisibility, all weapons and invincibility in that order. I don't like it when games tell me what to do. If I want the rocket launcher right after the opening credits, I'll take it thank you very much. That's why I love Garry's Mod. There are no rules. Even physics can be ignored. It's the ultimate cheat.

I'm slowly learning how to use Wire, but in all honesty I think that mod will be beyond my abilities for years. I've only just recently learned how to safeguard my doors with keypads. But that doesn't matter. Give me three telephone poles, a tractor wheel, a bathtub and a couple oxygen tanks and I'll make you a goddamned catapult. I don't need Wire for that.

In particular, I've found I enjoy the DarkRP servers. I know, I just went on about how I hate rules, and aren't roleplay servers all about rules? I don't think they are. While a lot of the players who do DarkRP go a little nutty with the police inspections, thievery and city lockdowns, I enjoy becoming the lovable Gun Dealer and turning an empty building into a well-decorated establishment. It never gets old. I'm always coming across new props to use, new machines to build, and new ways to utterly skullfuck the Mob Boss when he thinks he can rob me after I give him a pistol.

The only downside to Garry's Mod, and really any multiplayer Valve game, are all of the high-school level mingebags that decide they can spout whatever racist/bigoted garbage they want without Mom or Dad hearing. It's a crap shoot. Sometimes you don't have any, sometimes you have a shit ton. But that's easily remedied when you find a server that regularly has admins on, and which enforces anti-idiot rules with relish. I've found a couple so far, and the game has been pleasant.

All I have to do now is find a few new furry porn sprays and it'll be perfect.